London Post
Darling
Returned from mum's where all is well
Our doctors think that Millicent
silly Milly
should be just fine
just fine should she stop munching grass
Likewise our Auntie Fern
with her irregular feeding habits
Advise the kitchen staff
I shant return home quite as planned
Having spoken with Cordula (she
revealed to me your numerous affairs
tasteless I might add
Bennie Tomson? appalling social misfit
while I've been on this jaunt of mine
Your behaviour is of course
reproachable)
I'll stay on with the Hathaways awhile
Oh yes and please remind Miss Blount
she hosts on Tuesday next
Your M
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